Ten Truly Unsexy Halloween Costumes
10.30.09 By: Alison Nastasi
These days a naughty nurse costume is almost quaint compared to the uber sexy costume selection available for women in stores during Halloween. The spooky season is often a time where people feel they can let loose and express themselves in a no holds barred kind of way. Unfortunately, sexy doesn't always account for taste and while beauty is in the eye of the beholder ... here are 10 Halloween costumes that aim to be hot, but simply are not.
Check them out after the jump.
10. Sponge Bob looks happy to be plastered across her chest but she just looks silly.
9. Nothing is sexier than looking like a sack of potatoes. I pray she finds her waist.
8. A cow in a bra with heels. 'Nuff said.
7. Pick your poison with this one. She deserves to be knocked out.
6. When Nascar and strippers meet, things get racy. Or not.
5. What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the Poodle and UGG factory you pillaged for that outfit.
4. The best part of this costume is the bizarre cartoon bathroom in the background and the mirror with no reflection.
3. Ziggy Stardust is somewhere crying.
2. This will probably give me nightmares.
1. Biker Chick. It's just fowl.
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Reader Comments (1 of 1)
Feliciaat 10-30-2009
What if our goal isn't to look sexy? Surely anyone who dresses like a nun doesn't want to look hot!
Alisonat 10-30-2009
You're right. Not all women choose to dress sexy on Halloween and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. All of these costumes were chosen because they were marketed as 'sexy'.
Claireat 10-30-2009
yeah...these are terrible. also can someone please explain to me why the Darth Vader chick is posed the way she is? None of that is sexy at all.
scottat 10-30-2009
i'm guessing it's cause she has to pee and the costume is a bitch to get out of?
Paul Meyersonat 10-30-2009
Brilliant, Ali. Love it.
If the Darth Vader chick took off the helmet and the breathing apparatus, I'd take the black latex catsuit anytime...Meow.
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Moncherionat 11-01-2009
Funny Halloween costumes. good job!
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